speaking of PORNO.
back in 99' trying to learn how to maintain my computers, which put a dent in my life.
next door to me, was a young couple. And the wife heard I could fix machines. So, I went over there. At that point in time, I was busy. So I told my neighbors they could use mine.
Anyway, I brought there's to my place. Well, there was lots of porn. Its amazing, how that stuff piles up , eh.
So they came over, and while the wife and I were talking about how goofy men are talking about how the neighbor changed the pattern of mowing the lawn. this is really true.
So I bought, rather let my husband buy a riding lawnmower.
Well, I cut the front, riding around having fun with the nice riding lawnmower. Not really thinking about what time it was. So, finally, the back yard.
I started to do figure 8's, and Harley next door came out to watch me. hehe.
And then Sam, saw me. So, I hurried up and put it back in the lean to building.
He didn't say anything and went straight to the backyard, HE WENT an TOOK the KEY.
I was giving him dirty looks all night.
and he said. " there will be no rigging of anything. " Adjusters call it, hotwire, as well as the car thieves. somebody has to keep the balance.
just a little more here.....
the next day the lady across the street, asked me not too cut the lawn, because her husband would make her do that.
I was a little confused.
hmmmmm
Well she got what she wanted. I was ordered to never touch it again. oh well.
OK, back to porn city,...
Tina and I are in the kitchen talking while Ralph is on one of my computers looking at porn.
He's having fun, looking at porn. Later he told Sam, that Tina was gonna divorce him.
So, I really didn't say much to Tina I really didn't want to start some stuff, its meaningless to even talk about porn to your spouse. That's just my opinion.
Anyway, their computer was filled to the max with it.
When I offered to let Tina and Ralph use mine for their email, I didn't think Ralph would actually look while on mine.
So, the following week, I approached this and told Ralph that I saw all of his stuff about Porn,
he blamed it on his cousin who comes over once a week to play computer games.
He was surprised, he said he didn't think any of that stuff stays on your drive.
Well, I clued him in on, YES, the STUFF stays on it.
So I hurried up and cleaned his machine. AND gave him the LOOK.
heh.
Women greatest attribute I think is giving the LOOK. ALL men know this, and women... we like it.
Anyway, the point of all this is...
Life is fool of strange stuff. Weaving like a sine wave.
really. hmmm that looks like a Deep thoughts. ( from saturday night live)
There is no point to all of this.
I figure the Men's magazine's probably helps marriage.
Well some good news. My oldest obtained her degree in economics, and amid the turmoil of all the mortgage's companies SHE has a job.
The weather here today, is really nice.
so,
tune in or not. hmmm
one note about the candidates.... I'll fess up. I am a card caring republican. I DIDN'T vote for that guy who is in the white house.
( lots of people on net, thought I was a socialist...
My aunt up in Norway, great aunt. She said its terrible because you have to wait so long for having surgery, like your gallbladder.
anyway, she was a great skier. Up until the week of her death, she skied.
I once tried it. UHM. not for me. Ice skates are good.
Accidently, moved into this apartment complex.
the women hate me. I don't wear make up.I dress like a slob. I try real hard to not get in any convo's with them. They remind me of my sisters.
Unfortanatly one of my sisters asked me if I thought she was flakey. Sam was in the next room, and heard my older sisters question. HE said I was hoping you would not tell her the truth.
Hey, some say I am. Doesn't bother me a bit.
I said YES. She got up, I always had to make her two lunches, when she came by.
picked up all her junk, being a beauracrat, she carries tons of junk.
and icily said good-by.
Well its been six years and I LOVE not communicating with the clan.
Just a little on the phone. My twin and I are friends again. I'm so glad she lives in florida.
whew.
Well on the move again.
J
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
( I really think no one is innocent.)
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